First, I had to come up with a way to describe what I do for a living.In North America, I say I'm a dating columnist.

You may be asking yourself this very question for a good reason.

It seems every popular dating site now requires you to provide a headline.

Let’s be realistic—most of us enter zip code and age parameters, and then narrow the criteria with a custom search for a word of interest, such as 'brewpub', 'warriordash', or 'camping' Then, as soon as humanely possible we get to the photos.

If the photos don’t cut it, we generally don’t click on the person. But if we make it past the photo, skimming profiles, the first thing you'll notice is the profile tagline.

Wonderfulhusband material I didn't invent Hip Hop, But i was there. I'm hilarious Responsible by day, irresponsible by night.

If you want to end your search, click here If you want to play games go buy an xbox I'll go out with the first girl that contacts me. I'm the chocolate cake in your diet I'm the guy your mother warned you about In third grade, I cheated on my history exam.

Within a few minutes of meeting in an Irish pub, the lady of the couple asked, "So, is dating a construct of Hollywood? These were the most pressing questions my friends back home wanted to know, so I went out in discovery of answers.

"I learned a lot while in Ireland (and France, Belgium) about romance and relationships, and you can read all about my adventures elsewhere (see: What Does Shifting Mean in Irish Slang, and Dating in Ireland).

The headline says something along the lines of, “finally got rid of my lice, let’s play” what do you do in this instance?