There were a lot of negatives in my recent trip to Turkey, but a positive was being able to witness how Turkish men work in groups to get laid.For men who are not allowed to pick up their local women due to cultural and social barriers, I was duly impressed with their wingmanship and coordination.

They begin smiling, touching, and joking almost immediately, usually with a plan to get the girls dancing as quickly as possible.

Their initial game is heavily based on the physical.

Turkish men aren’t so needy that they are buying drinks all night long, but they definitely do try to lock down girls with a strategic purchase of a bottle of liquor.

Their funds are lower than other European players, so they have to pool their money to keep the party going, which is why you tend to see them in packs.

I have seen good looking Turkish men wing their brothers with horrendous women—all night long.

I’ll talk to the ugly girl for 10 minutes or so to help my buddy out while a Turkish man stays with the grenade for the and with such an energy that it appears he really does like her, even though it is a physical impossibility due to her monstrous appearance.

One thing they do is position themselves around women they are talking to in a way that completely blocks any other man who may want to try an approach.

If a man does penetrate through their defenses, they immediately re-group to eject him, either by distracting him (with the same energy they use on the girls), or getting the bouncer of the group to deliver a not-so-subtle admonishment of “these girls are with us.” It’s extremely effective since it doesn’t rely on the kindness of women to be cold to interloping men.

Many of them dance surprisingly well, practicing for years as teenagers to Turkish music until making the switch to more mainstream house and hip hop.

Since women are in the club to primarily dance, their strategy yields results.

Another is the “lead clown” with the best energy and dance skills.